When i was a kid

"You know what?"i said. "I think it's about time we start cussing." my sis nods her head in approval. Then isaid. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

"OK!" my sis agrees with enthusiasm.

our mother walked into the kitchen and asks me what i wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cereal."

WHACK! my mum started slapping my rear. My mom locked me in me room and shouted "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at my sis, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young lady?

"I don't know," my sis blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cereals!"