Thursday, May 22, 2008

How to get your report card sign without getting scold.

Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.
I have a girlfriend, she is three months pregnant.
We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to teenagers.


Wish us luck
Lamefreak

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

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