My First Certificate

One of the very first certificate I ever received was an intensive 9 months course that I was force to attend. It started out with a 30 minutes swimming competition where I had to compete with millions like me. Next was a wall climbing exhibition, the hardest part wasn’t climbing the wall. The hardest part was hanging on the wall for days. The following was a bungee jump where I was only allowed to jump once and had to hang for a few months. After that, I was put into a water containment for months where my only source of food and air is given to me through a small pipe. On the last day in the water containment I was finally released. Needless to say tears were in my eyes. Freedom never felt so good. It was one of the greatest achievement I ever accomplish. Today I live to tell this story, the story of how I got my birth certificate. 

Net Worth

Some people are just like prawns. A brain full of shit yet they are valuable in the market.

The Most Formal Country

Which country is the most formal country?

"Tie-Land"

Injured

The opposite of injured is jured.

So instead of replying 'I'm fine'

Reply 'I'm jured'

An Old Bear

Q: What do you call an old bear?

A: A Borne, because borne is the past tense of bear

Pair of Shoes

Why does shoes come in pairs?

Because they were made with their soulmates

Fairs

Furniture fair they sell furniture,

Food fair they sell food,

PC fair they sell PC's,

But, what about baby fair?? They don't sell babies in a baby fair!