History teacher

History teacher's have no future....

I once was a doctor

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.

Think about it

If five out of every ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other five enjoy it?

My Biodata

Name:Same name with my father's son
Age:Young
Sex:Tak pernah
Blood type:Human blood
Address:I don't wear dress

Clubbing tips for guys

When you are in a gay bar, run away when the following songs are being played

-Touch my body
-Smack that
-Lick my lollipop
-I just want to love you
-Make love in this club