My friend helped me

My friends and i walks in for our interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
My friend responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
my other friend walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
My other friend responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

on the way out my friend told me"What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

i walked in for my interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
I look at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

I said"Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."







I didn't get the job