Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentines

What's man's defination of a romantic valentimes?

Sex

Valentines

Why is it good when your date farts?

Because love is in the air...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Accident

Baby sitting in front of the car seat can cause accident...
Accident behind the car seat can cause baby...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Gospel

In church,gossips travel faster then gospels...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Telling your mum

The worse thing to ever say to your mum
"Mum, I am a son of a bitch...".