Valentines

What's man's defination of a romantic valentimes?

Sex

Valentines

Why is it good when your date farts?

Because love is in the air...

Accident

Baby sitting in front of the car seat can cause accident...
Accident behind the car seat can cause baby...

Gospel

In church,gossips travel faster then gospels...

Telling your mum

The worse thing to ever say to your mum
"Mum, I am a son of a bitch...".