Thursday, May 22, 2008

i got into jail

Me and my friend were out in the woods when my friend collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were glazed.I took out my phone and called the emergency services. I said "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, i said "OK, now what?"

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