Deciding what do do

Whenever i wanna do someting i would pcik up a coin, Flipped it in the air & say, “Head, I go to sleep.” "Tail, I watch a movie" And If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Barking

I like this joke very much...Overheard a young married man talking to his friend :Before when I was married: when I come back from work, my girlfriend would bring my slippers and my dog would come running and barking from the house.Now after married; when I come home from work, my dog would bring me my slippers and my wife would come out barking from the house.....

Oxygen

My Science Teacher said "Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773. "So I answered "Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it."