When i study Facebook

Me:Hi!

Book:Long time no see.

Me:Hi!

Book:Open me now!

Me:Hi!

Book:faster open me now!!!

Me:Hi!

Book:FASTER!!!OPEN!!!

Me:Hi!

Book:OI!!!!!!!!

Me:Hi!

Book:still dun want open????!!!!

Me:Hi!

(after 5 minutes)

Book:oi?!where u go???

Me:Hi!

Facebook:Hi! we meet again.

When i Study

Me:Hi!

Book:Long time no see.

Me:Hi!

Book:Open me now!

Me:Hi!

Book:faster open me now!!!

Me:Hi!

Book:FASTER!!!OPEN!!!

Me:Hi!

Book:OI!!!!!!!!

Me:Hi!

(after two hours)

Book:still dun want open????!!!!

Me:Hi!

(after three hours)

Book:Oi whr u go????

Me:ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZ....

I am not working now

Father: Why don't u get a job?

Son:why?

father: so tat u can earn money..

Son: Why?

FAther: So tat u can put in d bank n earn some interest?

Son: but I'm not interested.