Bad ideas

There is no such thing as a bad idea.Just the lack of will to execute them.

Shut

When you want people to keep quiet,you tell them to shut up...
When you want computer to keep quiet,you tell them shut down...

From personal experience

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

Think about it

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

a SIGH ment... sigh sigh sigh

Each time you hear the word aSIGHment...
you go sigh sigh sigh

A Policeman Job

For a policeman bribery is like commission..Sell more earn more..