Black and white

What did the black guy say to the white guy?
I'm from the dark side....


What did the white guy say to the black guy?
Look at the bright side...

Naked eye

There are certain things that we cant see with our naked eye...
That is why we should wear spectacles...

Think about it

If u write a letter to a male president,you say

Dear Mr.President


if u write a letter to a female president, do you say

Darling Mrs.president

??????????????

sausage

The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The lady was not very good in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store
















and the husband...










help her translate...

online

How did the fisherman meet the mermaid?


online

A panda

definition of a panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats shoots and leaves.

Moral
if u want to have a free meal bring a panda when u go out to eat.
Because the panda would shoot the waiter before you ge the bill.

How to spell Mississippi

Emma come first. Den I come.
Two asses, they come together.
I come again.
Two asses,
They come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."