Food

If you don't let food go to waste,it will end up at your waist....

It depends on how you look at this question

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An Ironing Board

Getting last

i always get last in class and my parents always scold me for that...then i told them that the best come last...

Pork chop and pea soup

The difference between Pork chop and pea soup is that anyone can chop pork but nobody can pee soup..

Inspired by Nickky