The Most Formal Country

Which country is the most formal country?

"Tie-Land"

Injured

The opposite of injured is jured.

So instead of replying 'I'm fine'

Reply 'I'm jured'

An Old Bear

Q: What do you call an old bear?

A: A Borne, because borne is the past tense of bear

Pair of Shoes

Why does shoes come in pairs?

Because they were made with their soulmates