Think about it

How do you tell the taxi driver this road without insulting him???

God's word is powerfull

The way God say
And the way man say...

Food

If you don't let food go to waste,it will end up at your waist....

It depends on how you look at this question

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An Ironing Board

Getting last

i always get last in class and my parents always scold me for that...then i told them that the best come last...

Pork chop and pea soup

The difference between Pork chop and pea soup is that anyone can chop pork but nobody can pee soup..

Inspired by Nickky

Describing God

We must not describe God as a ruler..Because a ruler is just 12 inch tall...

Think about it

How Adam and Eve found out where babies come from.

Romeo n Juliet

I wish my love life was like Romeo n Juliet...I only read that book half way,but it was so obvious that they had a happy ending...

Labour day

The day to give birth...So everyone must lift up their legs n wait for baby to come out...
HAPPY LABOUR DAY!!!

Bad ideas

There is no such thing as a bad idea.Just the lack of will to execute them.

Shut

When you want people to keep quiet,you tell them to shut up...
When you want computer to keep quiet,you tell them shut down...

From personal experience

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

Think about it

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

a SIGH ment... sigh sigh sigh

Each time you hear the word aSIGHment...
you go sigh sigh sigh

A Policeman Job

For a policeman bribery is like commission..Sell more earn more..

Valentines

What's man's defination of a romantic valentimes?

Sex

Valentines

Why is it good when your date farts?

Because love is in the air...

Accident

Baby sitting in front of the car seat can cause accident...
Accident behind the car seat can cause baby...

Gospel

In church,gossips travel faster then gospels...

Telling your mum

The worse thing to ever say to your mum
"Mum, I am a son of a bitch...".

You Rock,You Rule!!!

Wad did the rock say to the ruler???

Ans:You RULE!!!!


Wad did the Ruler reply???

Ans:You ROCK!!!!

Gambateh???

No bakuteh hw to gambateh????

Happy New Year

I was invited to a new year countdown party.I was told where the venue and the time,but I wasn't told about the date...I dint make it to the party...